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20 posts from June 2006

Friday, June 30, 2006

Happy Birthday, Dad

Bowl This picture is of this year's Christmas gift, a spurtled sycamore bowl which my Dad made for me with his own two hands.  I still promise not to be too sentimental too often here, but I did one for Mom, and I'm doing one for Dad, too.  This is a Christmas story, but also a dad story.

It's December, and my family is standing in True Value Hardware in Plain City, Ohio - sometime during the mid 80s, I guess.  The owner sidles up to me in a conspiratorial way (I'm sure I was terrified, since from my earliest thought I was sure I would be kidnapped.  This was a particular hysteria when I was a child); "we have Cabbage Patch dolls," he says, "all kinds."  I kind of grimaced, audibly, and ran to the safety of my parents.  I didn't have any idea what a Cabbage Patch doll was.  The country was in the throes of a vast, Cabbage Patch-induced shopping frenzy, parents flying all over the world for their precious autographed rear-ends, and I didn't have a clue.  (Younger generations might compare it to the Tickle me Elmo craze of the mid 90s.)

I think this explains a lot about me.

But it also explains a lot about my family.  My father was in the midst of a career change, and we weren't exactly raking in the cash like my bratty, private school classmates' families.  (Who, I am sure, all got Cabbage Patch Dolls that Christmas.)  My parents decided to get creative for Christmas gifts.  My father, who has always been a whiz with woodworking, made an easel for me (at that time, I was going to grow up to be a famous artist.  Or, a fashion designer. Or, a concert pianist.  Or, a writer).  My sister made me a beret - for some reason, painters should wear berets.  I'm not sure why I thought that as a child.  Along with these gifts came a coupon book, made by my parents, redeemable for such priceless things as "2 hours with mom (not cleaning),"  and "Camping trip with dad."  Camping trip with Dad?!!  Sign me up right now!!  No, I really mean it.  Now.

And so, two days after Christmas, my mom dutifully packed my father and I into winter clothes, along with fixins for dinner and breakfast (surely, we'd never make it), and we were on our way to the woods behind our house.  In the freezing cold (this was before global warming took our white Christmases from us - that one was just for you, Dad).  We tromped through the woods, Dad showing me different kinds of trees and plants, we looked for animal tracks, I climbed inside the giant hollow oak I always climbed inside when in the woods, I'm sure I pretended I was the girl I read about in Lois Lensky's Indian Captive: The Story of Mary Jemison.  We settled in for the night - Dad showed me how to build a fire and we made popcorn - if you've never had campfire popcorn, I strongly recommend it. 

I went right to sleep and didn't wake up until the next morning.  I'm sure Dad stayed up because he was very cold, and remembered that it snowed during the night.  We got up and made campfire pancakes from the batter my mother made and packed in a jar for us, and trooped home.  No one thought we would ever make it through the night, but I never thought twice because Dad was there to protect me and keep me warm.  He never even tried to convince me to pick a warmer day - never even batted an eye.

The best thing about my Dad - really, both of my parents - is their undying support and loyalty.  I have many friends whose parents slaved and sacrificed to put them through private schools so that they could grow up to be doctors and lawyers, and their parents are constantly disappointed when the kids don't live up to their expectations.  My parents, on the other hand, slaved and sacrificed to put me through private school (and a thousand hours at the piano) so that I might become educated and well rounded to do whatever I wanted.  Throughout my years in college, then in the restaurant business, corporate world, should I go to law school? and back into the restaurant business, they have never ceased being proud of me.  My Dad tells me all the time how proud he is of me, even when I've thought there isn't much to be proud of!

Okay, I'm definitely getting too sentimental!  Happy Birthday, Dad, I love you!!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

My Sweet Little Baby

Tomato_1This is my pride and joy; I first referenced him in my post, "Look! Tomatoes!".  This Green Zebra is so big I can see him from my kitchen window (20 feet away). 

Now, I am a bit of a bleeding heart when it comes to animals, even the pesky squirrels who like to dig up my flowers.  That being said, if I catch a raccoon eating any of my tomatoes, I just might have to dispose of him with my bare hands.  And then get rabies shots.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Garden & Yard Update

This post is going to include a little bragging, and I'll apologize for it right now if I have to, but I think you'll agree Husband and I deserve it. . . You see, we loved this house the moment we walked in the door.  After all of the other depressing houses we looked at when we decided to buy (including one house where every floor - even upstairs - sloped towards the drain in the basement), this lovingly renovated yellow house was just the thing.  With one exception: the yard.  Previous occupants listed a dog, above ground pool, and 6 children among their assets, all of which led to our acquisition of a muddy, weed-filled disaster behind the house.  Until recently.  Husband and I are accepting new clients for landscaping (just kidding) and bids for a new fence and deck (not kidding).  Here are the results:

Yard before - isn't is pathetic?

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Yard now:

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"Kitchen Garden" area before:

Kitchengardenbefore

and now:

Gardenafter

Deck area before:

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Cute little deck for two, as it is now (tables, lights and lanterns are from Target):

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Now, every morning when it isn't raining, I go and sit on the deck and marvel at the fact that I have managed to grow actual green grass which requires mowing.  I still can't believe it.  I bought most of my plants at Weiland's.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

June 24th CSA Box & Market Report

As much for your benefit, dear readers, as my own, here is my weekly market report:

This week, my CSA box contained the requisite bag of mixed lettuces (note to self: must buy new salad spinner, as last one found its way too close to the stove and melted), large amount of shelling peas (already used for risotto), a head of cauliflower! (already used for undocumented market-day salad), 1/2 dozen eggs (also found their way into risotto and creme brulee), swiss chard and other stewing greens, green onions, Onions_1 and probably something else that I am forgetting - oh!  I remember - a handful of tiny little new potatoes!  I will certainly put those to good use very soon.  We are getting into the full swing of growing season now!

Other market buys this week were: bunches of Easter Egg and breakfast radishes (wow, were they ever hot!), 2 quarts of sour cherries (for jelly-making), 1 quart of sweet bing cherries (purchased to be consumed instantly and while cooking), the very last rump roast from Up the Lane Cattle (I promised to treat it very well), what has to be the very last quart of strawberries for the season, and a few nice spring onions. 

I was encouraged to see that things were selling out at the markets very quickly this week; I was a little late out of the gate Saturday morning thanks to a particularly late night on Friday (thanks, guys), and I missed a few things, like beets.  But now I have something to look forward to for next Saturday!

By the way, there are more farmers showing up for the Pearl Alley farmer's market - last week I bought a giant head of cabbage, strawberries, snow peas and sugar snap peas.  Nice if you use up all of Saturday's produce on Sunday and Monday.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Early Summer Vegetable Risotto

Risotto_1Peas are always considered a Spring vegetable, and while that might be true in other parts of the country, here in Central Ohio they come around mid-June.  Since my CSA box contained a large bunch of shelling peas this week, I thought I'd add some shitake mushrooms and make the "Spring Vegetable" risotto I've had milling about my brain for a few weeks now.  The problem with peas is their rapid change once picked - faster than almost any other vegetable, peas begin converting their sugar to energy the moment they are picked.  This means by the time they get to you in the supermarket they are usually bitter and barely edible.  It is for this reason that I am an advocate of frozen peas; the peas are picked an quick-frozen at the peek of their sweetness, and most of that is preserved until cooking.  If, however, you purchase fresh shelling peas from a farmer and eat them immediately, you will be rewarded with the sweet and delicate flavor of fresh peas.  You can, of course, substitute frozen peas in this recipe if you so choose.

I have the parents in town this weekend, and made enough risotto to feed an army last night, and have pared the recipe down to serve 4.  This recipe may sound backwards, but you want to prepare the mushrooms and the finishing ingredients for the risotto before you begin stirring, because once you are chained to the risotto pot, there's no turning away.  You will be handsomely rewarded, though, I promise. 

Early Summer Vegetable Risotto with Lemon - serves 4

For the mushrooms:

2 tbsp butter

1/2 pound shitake mushrooms, stems removed and caps slivered

1/4 cup white wine

salt and pepper

Melt the butter over medium heat and add the mushrooms, tossing to coat; cook for about 3 minutes, or until the butter is absorbed by the mushrooms and they are beginning to soften, then add the white wine, a pinch of salt and some pepper to taste.  When the wine has been absorbed, taste a mushroom to check for seasoning.  Removed from heat just before they are finished cooking - they should still have their shape - and save for later.

Cream mixture for risotto:

1/2 cup heavy cream or half and half

2 egg yolks

zest and juice of one lemon

1 cup freshly grated Parmesan, plus more for garnish

good pinch of salt

a few good grinds of black pepper

Combine ingredients with a whisk and set aside.

For the peas (if using fresh):

Shell 1/2 pound fresh peas and boil rapidly for 15 minutes, checking after 10 minutes for doneness.  Drain and set aside. 

For the Risotto:

6 cups vegetable or chicken stock

4 tbsp butter, divided in half

2 tbsp olive oil

1 large shallot, minced

1 rib celery, minced

2 cloves garlic, pressed

1 1/2 cups arborio rice

3/4 cup white wine

salt

Place the stock in a saucepan over medium heat and bring to a simmer.  This pan should be on the burner behind your risotto pan.  Place a 6-8 ounce ladle in the stock.

In a large, wide skillet or Dutch oven, combine the olive oil and 2 tbsp of the butter.  Once the butter has melted, add the shallot and celery and cook until soft, about 5 minutes.  Stir in the garlic and cook for another minute or so, being careful not to burn.  Add the remaining 2 tbsp of butter and the rice.  Toast the rice, stirring constantly, until it becomes mostly translucent, with just a little pearl of white showing in the center.  This takes about 5 minutes.  Add the wine and stir until it is absorbed.  Now get your stirring arm in gear.  Add one ladleful of stock and stir until it is absorbed.  Repeat this process - adding a ladleful of stock and stirring until it is absorbed (this can take 2-4 minutes) for about 20 minutes, adding a little salt after about 10 minutes, checking the rice once it starts to turn white.  If using frozen peas, add them with a ladleful of stock after about 15 minutes.  You might not use all of the stock, or you might have to add a little water to your stock if it is getting low.  The rice is ready when the entire mixture has a very creamy consistency and each rice kernel is firm and slightly chewy, but not powdery or hard in the center.  Stir in the reserved peas.  Turn the heat off and gradually add the cream and egg mixture, stirring constantly to ensure the eggs won't scramble.  Stir well to combine and place in a bowl.  Top with the shitake mushrooms and garnish with a little more black pepper and some more Parmesan cheese.  Hopefully you'll have enough leftover to fry up tomorrow!

Local resources for this recipe:

Peas from Elizabeth Telling CSA, although they are at every farmer's market this time of year

Shitake Mushrooms from Toby Run Growers, every Saturday at the North Market

Amish Butter from Weiland's Gourmet Market, the Anderson's or Yutzy's Farm Market

Last year around this day, we were making Grilled Vegetable Salad.  Yum!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

La Tavola

AntipastiHere are the basics on La Tavola - Husband and wife team where he is chef and she is pastry chef open a very successful made-from-scratch Italian restaurant next door to a shooting range in Powell, Ohio (near the famed Columbus Zoo, about 35 minutes northwest of downtown Columbus, depending on traffic); lease is renegotiated and they are forced to move to new location, further south in Dublin (home of the Wendy's Corporation and the late Dave Thomas, just to put it in a global light, about 25 minutes from downtown, again, depending on traffic).  The new location is the slightly lodge-like former Riverview Cafe and Gibby's, and is positioned right on the Scioto (pronounce sy-OH-ta) river, complete with patio on lovely wooded ravine.  Add a wood-fired oven, open the place up a bit to lighten it, add some flowing curtains, and voila, a success is improved.  Sort of.

I feel conflicted as I write this review, because I am not sure what angle I should take - as though I'd never read another review? as though my first visit didn't happen?  As though I've never worked in a restaurant?  I have decided to take all things into account, because I have been explained to my readers in previous posts how you should be skeptical about every review you read from major reviewers.  Mainly because, as I've said it before, everyone knows who they are.  No one knows who I am, and no one knows who you are, so we are on equal footing.

I will start by saying that I dined at the Powell location once, years ago, and had fond memories.  Husband and I always meant to go back, but unfortunately we are not want to drive that far for sustenance; therefore, we were happy to learn that La Tavola had relocated to a slightly closer location.  Reading the review in Columbus Monthly (alas, you can only read the recap on their website) literally made me salivate, Mr. Christensen gave it the rare 5 stars (again, alas, you have to pay $2.95 if you'd like to read it in the Columbus Dispatch archive) and I have been dying to visit the reincarnated Dublin version.  Just so you know I was going with the highest of hopes.

I will only say the following about my first visit to La Tavola: they comped our entire check, wine and everything.  I believe I mentioned before that I don't know anyone there - this wasn't out of any sort of bribery, except that I might never discuss the atrocities of that evening again, I suppose.  I would like to mention here that we did not complain about anything on that evening - I didn't throw a fit, I didn't ask where my food was, I never requested to speak with a manager, nothing.  I didn't demand anything.  Husband and I were very nice.

It was a rainy Thursday night, our second venture to La Tavola.  We took advantage of the complimentary valet parking and entered the restaurant, without a reservation (Husband and I usually eat at the bar, where the staff is usually better, except in my restaurant, of course, where I am not a bartender).  The bar was crowded with other guests waiting for tables but there was a small opening where Husband and I could stand and order a glass of wine.  Service was timely enough, considering the crowd.  I would like to digress here and talk about the clientele at La Tavola, but I'm going to do it at the end, so you don't have to read it if you don't want to. 

Okay, let's get on with the food.  We ordered the light, featured anitpasti, which included grilled asparagus, and other more Summery items that I can't remember, but we received the regular menu anitpasti misti instead (pictured above), which featured imported salami (good, naturally cured with a sweet gaminess), good prosciutto appropriately sliced thinly so as not to get inedible chunks of fat, and a nicely-executed house made mortadella - I would have liked an addition of pistachios, but who am I to judge - along with chunks of Asiago, roasted red peppers and capers, and lightly grilled toast points.  It was soundly executed but could have used a few more toast points (we never received bread service, but I know from my first visit it is a soft, white Italian bread served with a dish of olive oil containing under-roasted, slightly bitter cloves of garlic).

The nice thing about La Tavola's menu is most items are available in half portions, so there is a lot of room to try things out and share.  I am a fan of this sort of dining because I get bored eating entire entrees, and therefore rarely make it past the appetizer section of other restaurants.  Husband and I opted for half portions of the tortelloni en brodo, calf's liver, and the featured risotto (allow 20 minutes!)

The pasta at La Tavola is homemade - on a previous occasion, we tried the orecchiete with tomato sauce Tortelloni and mozzarella.  The pasta itself was very tasty.  The tortelloni en brodo features housemade pasta wrapped around a filling of mortadella (which, by the way, is a cured sausage made of very finely ground pork and beef with chunks of fat - it is the original baloney, by the way.  La Tavola's version is cooked rather than cured), pork and prosciutto in a tomato-y broth.  I suppose I should have read the menu better, because it clearly states "rich tomato broth."  When I received the dish, I had been expecting a lighter broth.  I believe a more traditional version of "en brodo" (in broth) would be a lighter, meat stock-based broth, but I have never been to Italy, so I won't stake my cred on that.  This broth was almost a thinned-out tomato sauce, tasting very rich and heavy.  The filling was truly delicious but suffered from being masked by the too-heavy, chewy pasta.  Husband, who has been to Italy, said the tortelloni and angilotti ("pillows" similar to ravioli) made by the grandmothers of the winemakers whose estates he visited was light and transparent, allowing the filling to show through, both literally and figuratively.  I ended up removing the filling and eating it on its own, then eating the chewy pasta shells with the sauce.

Liver The calf's liver was a glorified liver and onions, sliced thinly and sauteed within an inch of its life and smothered with peppers and onions, with a good measure of sage thrown in.  The menu said the liver would be cooked in butter with lemon and sage, and I was - again - expecting a lighter presentation, with the liver being cooked lightly enough to let its natural tenderness show through.  Unfortunately, this liver lacked the delicate nature I associate with true calf's liver and hearkened back to the tough, cooked-blood powderiness of old beef liver which I hated as a child.

The flavors of the featured risotto - smoked shrimp with tomatoes and basil - were the best of the evening.  Risotto Again, however, the execution was lacking.  The rice could have used one more spoonful of stock stirred in, and the dish would have benefited from the traditional stirring-in of cream or other fat at the end.  The result was more of a pilaf with no oozing goodness usually found in risotto.  Here, a caveat - I realized some people like risotto swimming in a soup, practically.  I'm not one of those people, but I feel the risotto should not be able to hold its shape when placed in the bowl - it should ooze and relax into the shape of the bowl, letting its steaming creaminess fill every round.  As you can see from the picture, this risotto in a ball, firmly containing its ingredients.  I felt the risotto also suffered from a lack of attention on the stove - while some kernels were fully cooked, others chewed into chalkiness.  Risotto is very hard to prepare in a restaurant - the very nature of the busy-ness and multitasking necessary in the kitchen makes it almost impossible to tend to, which also makes it a good benchmark of the kitchen staff.

For dessert, we chose a nice vanilla panna cotta topped with balsamic macerated mixed fresh and dried berries topped with slivered almonds.  It was good, but seemed a little wintery considering the amount of local strawberries available right now.  Actually, most of the menu seemed on the heavy side.  There was a lack of seasonal consciousness I would expect from a restaurant which changes its menu frequently.

I wanted to sit at a table so that I might be able to experience the service in the dining room, but Husband and I ended up eating at the bar on both occasions.  The bar staff was always friendly and competent.  The mostly very young service staff seemed to have a constant frantic disorganization about it - they didn't exude the ease of confident, experienced servers.  Sitting near the computer and service bar, we received an earful of the shouldn't be but always is standard inappropriate restaurant worker talk, full of witty banter and the occasional obscenity.

So, what is the overall prognosis.  As I sat down and began to write, I had a crisis of conscience - maybe I should give them one more chance.  I think most reviewers try to visit a restaurant at least three times.  Most reviewers have someone paying their tabs, however, so I will have to settle for twice.  I find that I am unable to separate my experience at La Tavola from the reviews I have read.  It is certainly not a 5 star restaurant.  A five star restaurant, such as Kihachi, has flawless execution in the kitchen every time.  Even if I don't care for a flavor in a dish, I can tell it has been crafted by experts.  A five star restaurant has a chef who, if s/he isn't cooking the food personally, checks each dish and constantly tastes what their minions are creating to be sure it is perfect.  A five star restaurant accepts reservations for any amount to ensure they have an even distribution of tables instead of being a chaotic madhouse for an hour or more every evening.  A five star restaurant has expertly trained, confident and competent staff members who don't grumble about poor tips within earshot of the guests.  On both visits, La Tavola seemed almost critically understaffed.  It was hard having a less-than-stellar experience at La Tavola, because I have heard so many great things about it, but it is clear they saved their best for their reviewers, and do not have the ability to maintain that kind of consistency for the rest of us.  That is why I remind you to question all reviews - just because Jon Christensen - who, by the way, is an attorney who has represented many of the restaurants he reviews - has a stellar experience somewhere doesn't mean you will, too.

I am also unable to separate my years in the restaurant business from my writing.  Husband and I were discussing at dinner whether this is a hindrance or a benefit in reviewing - most of our local reviewers are business men whose qualifications are years of being able to afford to eat in the best restaurants.  It is hard to be in a poorly-run restaurant when you have worked in a restaurant for years and years.  It is hard to relax when you can click off the hundred things you'd change to make things run more smoothly.  It's hard not to scoff at the little things you would tell the staff to do at the beginning of their shift so they wouldn't be flustered now - for example, when we asked for menus, they were delivered with last night's special sheet inside - "Oh, those are the wrong specials - wait a minute and I'll get the right one."  Well, it is 8pm - why wouldn't you have thought of that at 4pm, when you were setting up the bar?  It seems that might be one of the first things one would do before service. 

Info: Trattoria La Tavola 6125 Riverside Drive, Dublin (Northwest side) 614.760.8700  Reservations are only accepted for parties of 6 or more and there is a confusing, call ahead to get on the list system.

*Note about the clientele, which is unrelated to the review of the actual restaurant, but might explain the exasperation felt by some of the staff.  I realize I occasionally berate suburbanites, and those of you who read my website who live in the suburbs might take offense from time to time, and I apologize if you aren't one of the types of people I am about to discuss.  As another caveat, I would like to state that I am aware that the owners of La Tavola are in no way responsible for their clientele, and this does not influence my review.  Here are a few scenes I witnessed last night:  I am standing at the bar and three ladies are sitting next to me.  One gets up and I move out of her way so that she can have enough room to get out, I say excuse me and move, and she snaps at me "I'm not leaving so don't you try to sit in my seat!"  I look to see if she is joking but she isn't.  A foursome enters the restaurant and puts their name down for a table - the wait for a table is just over an hour.  They stand in the bar and order drinks.  A table of four gets up and leaves the restaurant, and the foursome decides they do not have to wait with the other riffraff for a table, they will just sit at this dirty table.  And then they will go and complain to the hostess that their table is dirty.  A busboy comes to clean the table, accidentally leaving a napkin behind.  One of the men from the foursome waves the dirty napkin around, trying to attract attention, and then drops it onto the floor with a snort.  He then goes to complain to the hostess again, all while the hostess and manager are kindly trying to explain that there are numerous other groups waiting for this table.  The foursome insists.  They will stay at this table and be served now.  These people are in their mid-40s.  They aren't children, but you wouldn't know by their actions.  Further along, when I try to bogart 2 bar stools after a group leaves, a man appears from nowhere to tell me that he wants these seats, why don't I go down to the end by the service bar?  Because I've been waiting for these seats, I explain, but no, he won't have it.  He literally pulls the bar stool from my hand and triumphantly puts his foot on a rung with a sneer in my direction, claiming it as his own.  So I go sit by the service bar, and he never even sits in the chair, just stands behind it.  I just don't see this sort of behavior in the restaurant where I work in the city.  It's the strangest thing.  It might seem as if I am some sort of rude, poorly dressed street urchin from these stories, but I'm just a polite girl out on a date with her Husband.  My server instincts follow me wherever I go - I'm the first to step aside for an oncoming person (even a server, which sometimes leads to a game of "No, you first, I insist" until I realize I'm the guest, and go ahead).  It's as if these people have to be first, no matter what. 

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Superfoods - Strawberries + Yogurt

Strawberries_1 Strawberry season is drawing to a close.  I hope everyone managed to eat their weight in strawberries while you still could.  I bought my last quarts of strawberries from Jacquemin farms at the Pearl Alley market on Tuesday; she said she won't be there this Friday, and is waiting to come back until her peas and other veggies start coming in.  I managed to get a few quarts in the freezer to enjoy in the wintertime - my first foray into preserving the harvest!  I thought I'd take this time to praise the health benefits of strawberries and yogurt, on of my favorite breakfasts.  If you want to be really healthy, sprinkle some toasted wheat bran on top.

Strawberries + Yogurt, with 1 teaspoon of sugar (1 cup each strawberries and yogurt)

Calories - 133 (180 from 1 cup fat free Brown Cow Vanilla Yogurt, 10 from sugar, 43 from strawberries)

Protein - 9 g

Calcium - 35% DV

Vitamin C - 136% DV

Vitamin K - 25%

Fiber - 14%

The antioxidants in strawberries have been shown to protect cellular structures - they benefit the heart and are an anti cancer and anti inflammatory fruit.  They are even good for your bright eyes, baby.  To read more about the health benefits of strawberries, click here.  For yogurt, click here.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Dr. Iceberg or How I Learned to Stop Being Such a Snob and Love the Wedge Salad

Wedge_2_1 Oh! Wedge salad.  How I used to despise thee.  How I used to scoff at restaurant guests who were base enough to request a head of iceberg lettuce, drowned in such a lowly thing as ranch dressing; How I used to decry the destruction of modern dining based solely upon your humble, water-filled - yet crisp - shoulders; Oh wedge salad, you were the lowest of the low, the sign that all good restaurants would one day be taken over by the dowdy, embroidered jumper-wearing masses of suburbanites, their tired husbands and their overweight kids, all refusing to pay $5 for valet parking their minivan.How you have converted me, you minx!!  How I ordered you, late one night in a fit of what can only be described as momentary lapse of reason, or sobriety.  How I gobbled up your bacon/bleu cheese/tomato/onion goodness and begged for more - yes!! more!! creamy dressing!!  Subtle vinaigrettes be condemned!  I want a calorie- and fat-laden, nutrition-free combination of cream, buttermilk, mayo, and herbs!  I want you with a big knife to cut through the goodness!!  I will mock you the whole time I'm enjoying the vapid sum of your less-than-stellar parts, the way an acquaintance of mine devours the transfat laden centers of an entire bag of double-stuff Oreos, and I will hate myself for ordering you every time. 

And though I might loathe myself whilst loving you, I will awake, and think of you in the middle of the night, and guiltily suggest to Husband in the morning we take lunch at the patio of Brio at Easton, where, on a Tuesday afternoon, we can listen to a women sing ridiculous children's songs while watching obese suburban children playing in the fountains and screaming with glee.  Ignoring the irony, I will count the lumps of cellulite you will gladly provide me, while contemplating the horror of soda machines in elementary schools, and think that no, I really did not have any fat rolls when I was six.

What a hypocrite you make of me, Wedge Salad!!  How you mock me every time!!  How I am seduced to pay $5 for you, when I would mock your iceberg foundations in a supermarket.  But how you beguile me, time and again.  How I long for you when eating limp, oil-soaked field greens in fancy restaurants.  Why do you do it to me?  You'll understand if I must deny you in public, my paramour, so as long as it remains our little secret . . .

Info:  Brio Tuscan Grille 3993 Easton Station, Columbus (northeast side)  614.416.4745

other wedge salads I have loved:  Press Grill 741 N. High Street, Columbus (Short North) 614.298.1014 - Try it with their $9.95 Sunday strip steak special

Spagio1295 Grandview Ave in Grandview (short west side) 614.486.1114

G. Michael's, where they use bibb lettuce instead of iceberg, so there's only half the guilt 595 S. Third Street, Columbus (German Village) 614.464.0575

Monday, June 19, 2006

Look! Tomatoes!!

This post allowed me to create a new category, "Gardening."  Please, readers, do not get very excited because I have a brownish-yellow thumb at best, but apparantly I can at least grow tomatoes.  I can also grow fennel, oregano and thyme.  The fennel is so prolific Husband and I are considering planting an entire fennel bed next year.  Not so fortunate items in my garden this summer include mache (lamb's lettuce), basil and catnip, although the catnip isn't my fault.  The neighborhood cats have practically dug it from the ground.

I was just telling Husband as we were driving home from North Carolina how I expected there to be tomatoes on our tomato plants when we returned home.  He laughed at me, as we were only gone 4 days; I think I might have previously mentioned my instant-gratification-seeking disorder.  But, I was rewarderd!  We have a few teeny tiny tomatoes!  Now, providing they aren't eaten by the roving packs of partially domesticated Central Ohio raccoons, I should have tomato salads grown in my own back yard in a month or so.

My first tomato is a green zebra, given to Husband and me by our very green-thumbed friend Chef Ben.  Thanks, Chef Ben!  Ben manages to grow enough tomatoes to sell to at least one local restaurant on his tiny piece of land in Victorian Village.  He grew so many tomato plants from seeds this year he's been giving them away - Husband took so many I had to remind him we have a tiny little yard with only a little sunlight:

Zebra

Second tomato is a red pear plant from the good people at Good Start at the Worthington Farmer's Market:

Redpear

I will keep you posted as either the tomatoes continue to grow or are heartbreakingly eaten by the aforementioned neighborhood pests.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

WCB #54 - From the Hills of North Carolina

Well, Husband and I are spending some time with my family in the mountains of Western North Carolina, and we were fortunate enough to find some WiFi here in the tiny little town of Burnesville, NC (thanks to the folks at Appalachian Java). 

Thanks to Michelle, Nick, Lisa and Eric, who have adopted kitties so far!  We still have Yoda and one of her brothers at home, but will be going to their new homes when we get back to Columbus.  Giving up Yoda will be hard to do, but as I still try to hold on to a shred of dignity before becomming a full-fledged, crazy cat lady, I guess I have to do what I have to do.  But, while they are still around, a few more pictures . . . Visit Eat Stuff for the rest.

Just sit anywhere, brother:

Tinyonhead

Yoda snuggles under her favorite blanket (thanks, Julie!!):

Yodaunderblanket

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